Hey folks, Me Again.

Point of this blog post? No idea.

Anyway, things that are said in TF2, and other stuff, and what it usually means to me, and what usually happens cos of that.

“Spy!”

What the hell do you mean by this? Is it a spy on our team? Their team? You know what, I think this guy meant there’s a spy on our team! We’re safe then-arrghh!…… cue ‘knifer21 has been killed’ message.

“(in textchat in-game)Little Timmy:brb.”

They never come back. And if they do, it’s usually when we’re playing on a Friday night, and now Little

Timmy is now singing the best of Queen on the freaking mic. And sounds like he’s drunk…wait, it’s Friday night…

“Incoming!” Sadly, this is usually said by someone sprinting straight past me, and a second later I get jumped by the entire other team. Actually, you know what, that just happens every round whether or not someone says that magic word.

“YOU FAILED” Yep, we lost the round, nope, totally not my fault despite the fact I led my team right into a ambush then ran away giggling and shouting (see “Incomng!”). Oh, and ran away from the cap point. Oh, and took the enemy’s intel right back into their base. Yep, totally everyone else’s fault.

“YOU WON!” Yep, all because of me and my amazing leet skills. See previous paragraph for details of my amazing pwnage of teh other team. Okay not really.

“GTFO NOOB” GTFO? What does that mean? Grab The Flying Orange? Wait, there’s an orange?! (Gets headshot by a Sniper while pondering this deeply mysterious thing.) NOOB? No idea what that means, but if you look at it backwards it says BOON. Heh, boon. Only one letter change from the word boom.

“Stalemate!”…I blame the spectator, personally.

“Spawncamper” What? Do I look like I have a tent pitched inside your spawn area? No? Not camping then, least I know where I’m not going to go camp for my holidays now.

“You have been kicked from the server” Must have been a mistake or miscalculation somewhere. Surely. Either that or they are jealous of my leet skilz (see “YOU FAILED!”).

“You have been banned from the server.” Normally follows second attempt of the above, and for the same reasons. Though…… Not happened yet in this game. Woohoo!

*All names belong to thier respective owners. Except Little Timmy, not sure what old advert owns that name, but I’m sure it’s from the 40′s or 50′s

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